tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15724723927404604162024-03-13T21:33:18.278-07:00Schm3cky Reviews MoviesI tell you what I think of a movie.
WARNING!
PROBABLY CONTAINS SPOILERS
(I can't be trusted.)
Plus I make stuff up.schm3ckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07970651764245649517noreply@blogger.comBlogger33125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1572472392740460416.post-28646404227855974912011-05-19T08:09:00.000-07:002011-05-19T08:09:49.901-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1855251668"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Priest </span></b></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0822847/"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;">IMDb link</span></span></b><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> </span></b></a></div><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nzVJOS6E9ws/TdHG1eokatI/AAAAAAAAAKM/-aMooeOQh6s/s1600/preist+%252812%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="256" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-nzVJOS6E9ws/TdHG1eokatI/AAAAAAAAAKM/-aMooeOQh6s/s400/preist+%252812%2529.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> <b><span style="font-size: large;">This is a pretty good vampire movie. </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Wait is this a cowboy movie? </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Two guys facing off on top of a speeding train? </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Never seen that before.</b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0Iw6FX95tFw/TdHG1k6OvkI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/sJuur5vcJCs/s1600/priest-movie-banners-3.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="255" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-0Iw6FX95tFw/TdHG1k6OvkI/AAAAAAAAAKQ/sJuur5vcJCs/s400/priest-movie-banners-3.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Hmmm, if you replaced the motorcycles with horses it would be a freakin' cowboy movie. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Lame! </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>It seems like they keep making half a good movie these days. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>I think maybe they run out of time or lose a writer and things go all bad. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>I did like the vampires with no eyes. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>I give it an ICBM (I Can't Believe this Movie.)</b></span></div><br />
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</div>schm3ckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07970651764245649517noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1572472392740460416.post-29035123883878132752011-05-05T09:44:00.000-07:002011-05-05T11:14:02.641-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1142860124"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Hanna</span></b> </a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0993842/"><b>IMDb</b></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>I saw this movie with my 14 year old son. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>As we were getting the tickets I asked him loudly if he realized this wasn't a Hanna Montana movie.</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Not really but I was gonna'. I just forgot.</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>We have a funny way of picking the movie that </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>no one else wants to see. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>It's great, we had the whole theater to ourselves. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>This was 1/3 of a good movie. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>It could have been so much better though.</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Stand out performance by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1875238/%20">Jessica Barden</a> as Sophie.</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>She has the best lines. My favorite went something like, </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>"I could be a lesbian. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>But not the fat kind. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>And we would only hold hands. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>And I would probably marry a boy."</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span> </div><i><b><span style="font-size: large;">~schm3cky~ </span></b></i><code></code></div><a href="http://www.reddit.com/submit" onclick="window.location = 'http://www.reddit.com/submit?url=' + encodeURIComponent(window.location); return false"> <img src="http://www.reddit.com/static/spreddit11.gif" alt="submit to reddit" border="0" /> </a>schm3ckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07970651764245649517noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1572472392740460416.post-55951799722591502252011-04-26T12:31:00.000-07:002011-04-27T08:39:56.627-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0031381/"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Gone With the Wind </span> </a><a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1363222048"><br />
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</tbody></table><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">I can finally say that I have seen this movie.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Where do I start? How about, 4 Hours!? </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Four freakin' hours! It ain't fittin'! </span></b></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"> That's what <i>she</i> said. And by "She" I mean Mammy. </span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">(<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hattie_McDaniel">Hattie McDaniel</a> who won an Oscar for her role)</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">I had to watch it in two sittings. Editing anyone? I could cut this down to an hour easily. </span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">I now better understand a few Bugs Bunny episodes. </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">This movie came out in 1940 so I guess it's hard to judge on today's standards but I did not care for it. I'm pretty sure it's a chick flick.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Although Scarlett does bust a cap in a Yankee's ass. </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">(Actually in his face) </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Then she and her friend hide the body. </span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">So that does kinda' make her kick-ass.</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">I give it an IDDY. (I Doubledog Dare You)</span></b><br />
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</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">"The Tingler" is one of those <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vincent_Price">Vincent Price</a> movies where you have to suspend your disbelief real hard and just enjoy it. </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">It's also one of those movie that's real fun to make fun of. </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">When it first came out it was shocking for its use of color for a brief scene in which a woman in a bathroom turns on the faucet</span> <span style="font-size: large;">and out comes bright red BLOOD! </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">And then she turns to find the bathtub full off BLOOD!</span> <span style="font-size: large;"> </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">And rising out of the BLOOD filled tub is an arm covered in BLOOD! </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">AAAAAAAAHHH!</span></b></div><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> A movie about candy? Nooo.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">It's The Matrix.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">I recall seeing this movie on TV when I was a kid. </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">All I remember is a scene where an airplane starts falling from the sky.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">What I didn't remember was Tom Poston as the first Neo. </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><br />
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</tbody></table><div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Unless you and a clever friend or two are crackin' wise all through this movie, it is unwatchable as an adult. </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">I give it a MST3K. </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">You know what I mean.</span></b></div><br />
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</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">One word, </span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">Winklevoss! </span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">These guys must have had complete control over this movie. They come across looking like Angels. </span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">And the actors that played them? Let's check, ok it was</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2309517/">Armand Hammer</a> and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2309517/">Armie Hammer</a></span> </b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">What? That's one guy? </span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">Wow, great special effects.</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">Actually, there was another actor who played one Winklevoss,</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm2966488/">Josh Pence ,</a></span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">and then they put Armie's face over his. </span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">I liked this movie a lot more than I thought I would but now I don't trust programmers.</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">I give it a BTF. (Better Than Farmville)</span></b><br />
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</div></div>schm3ckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07970651764245649517noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1572472392740460416.post-77469244024259160182011-04-07T18:22:00.000-07:002011-04-07T18:22:00.029-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_220545455"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Babies</span></b></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_220545455"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;">IMDb</span></span><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"> </span></b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;">link</span></span></a><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1020938/"> </a></span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">(So awful it's awesome)</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">And just keeps getting more so. </span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">How can you go wrong with, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tiffany_%28singer%29">Tiffany</a>, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debbie_Gibson">Debbie Gibson</a>, Giant Pythons, Giant Alligators and Tiffany's Cleavage. </span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">Add a little <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0553436/">A. Martinez</a> and you have a great big bowl of </span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">You just know from the beginning there is gonna' be a cat fight and the movie does not disappoint. You get to see London and France (Wink) as they grapple with each other and some food. </span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">Tiffany's cleavage really should have gotten a screen credit as the lead character. </span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">I give it an LMR. (Let Me Rewind)</span></b><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">Some movies are so bad they become good because you can make fun of them. </span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">Some movies are so bad they piss you off for days.</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">I think it might be art if it does that.</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">And then some movies are just bad.</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">"Due Date," is just bad. </span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">I did not like any of the characters including the dog.</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000375/">Robert Downey, Jr</a> plays the most unlikable person I have seen in a movie. And I've <i>seen</i> a couple of <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000424/">Hugh Grant</a> films. </span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">He spits on the dog, punches a little kid in the guts and endangers the life of Ethan, played by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0302108/">Zack Galifianikis</a></span></span></span></span><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">.</span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;">I really take offense to the scene in which Peter (RD, Jr)</span><span style="font-size: large;"></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">starts seeing tracers after inhaling second hand marijuana smoke.</span></span></div><i><b><span style="font-size: large;">~schm3cky~</span></b></i></div>schm3ckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07970651764245649517noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1572472392740460416.post-36712594935156964942011-03-24T13:50:00.000-07:002011-03-26T14:16:35.667-07:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_164946169"><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Death Race</span></b></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0452608/">IMDb link</a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">This is just about the funniest obviously made to be a video game movies ever.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">It has parts that are indistinguishable from a one.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0574534/">Ian Mcshane</a> plays the race coach and at one point refers to, "The Tombstone," a detachable metal plate in the back of the car. Wait, he was in, "Deadwood," not, "Tombstone."</span><br />
</b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">I was gonna' link to the game but all the sites have too much popup and slamming. I won't subject you to that.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">If you want to see the world destroyed this is your movie. </span></b><br />
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</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>This movie needs a therapist. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>I'm pretty sure it has Bi-polar disorder. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>It starts real slow. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Just when you're ready to give up they make it to the island. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>It gets funny. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Then not so much.</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>My girlfriend says it seems like a movie <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0421822/">Ken Jeong</a> would be in.</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>We had to pause for laughing when he showed up as </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Therapist #2. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Ever since, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0117802/">"Swin<iframe align="left" frameborder="0" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=widgetsamazon-20&o=1&p=8&l=bpl&asins=B00006ADFY&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&m=amazon&lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="height: 245px; padding-right: 10px; padding-top: 5px; width: 131px;"></iframe>gers"</a> I have been giving these two guys</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b> (Vince Vaughn and Steve Favreau) </b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>a shot and regretting it.</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b><i> <span style="font-size: large;">~schm3cky~</span></i></b></span></div>schm3ckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07970651764245649517noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1572472392740460416.post-11248136784548615602011-02-17T20:18:00.000-08:002011-02-28T13:20:28.701-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><iframe align="left" frameborder="0" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=widgetsamazon-20&o=1&p=8&l=bpl&asins=B002LARYTW&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&m=amazon&lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="height: 245px; padding-right: 10px; padding-top: 5px; width: 131px;"></iframe></div><h1 class="header" style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086190/"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Star Wars: Episode VI - Return of the Jedi</span></a></h1><h1 class="header" style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086190/"><span style="font-size: small;">IMDb link</span></a> </h1><h1 class="header" style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.blogger.com/goog_1170260877"><span style="font-size: x-large;"></span></a></h1><h1 class="header" style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120915/"><span style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></a></h1><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XJX6CH1HZkQ/TV3YwnDjdkI/AAAAAAAAAF0/8O0W2pDzUZk/s1600/starwarsep_vi.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-XJX6CH1HZkQ/TV3YwnDjdkI/AAAAAAAAAF0/8O0W2pDzUZk/s400/starwarsep_vi.jpg" width="282" /></a></div><h1 class="header" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"> </span></h1><h1 class="header" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">Episode VI?</span> </h1><h1 class="header" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">Isn't this the third movie? </span></h1><h1 class="header" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">I'm pretty sure there was only two before this.</span></h1><h1 class="header" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">WTF? </span></h1><h1 class="header" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">Is that a muppet? Sounds like, </span></h1><h1 class="header" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"> Miss Piggy? </span></h1><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_gKdYZc0cRo/TV3Z0WlkGEI/AAAAAAAAAGA/VqlSnW52TQg/s1600/piggy-yoda1-300x199.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="265" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-_gKdYZc0cRo/TV3Z0WlkGEI/AAAAAAAAAGA/VqlSnW52TQg/s400/piggy-yoda1-300x199.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: right;"><br />
</div><h1 class="header" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></h1><h1 class="header" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">It is Miss Piggy! I think Luke went over to the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7TTk_0XYn4">Fraggle</a> side.</span></h1><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"> Into</span><span style="font-size: large;"> a backpack </span><span style="font-size: large;">get turned</span><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-size: large;"> hope I do not.</span> </span></td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"></td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"></td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"></td><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"></td></tr>
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</tbody></table><h1 class="header" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">I think I'd rather watch <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1329665/">something, something, something</a> else.</span></h1><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-g8CzAQiPA4Y/TV3tnkvMJNI/AAAAAAAAAGI/8pMTcprLiLo/s1600/1071241-something_something_something_dark_side_large.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-g8CzAQiPA4Y/TV3tnkvMJNI/AAAAAAAAAGI/8pMTcprLiLo/s400/1071241-something_something_something_dark_side_large.jpg" width="280" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div><h1 class="header" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"> </span> </h1><h1 class="header" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">I can watch this again and again. </span></h1><h1 class="header" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;">I really like </span></h1><h1 class="header" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0071304/">H. Jon Benjamin</a> the voice of Yoda. He just sounds funny. </span></h1><h1 class="header" style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</tbody></table><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><h1 class="header" style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;">I give it a, wait what am I reviewing?</span></h1><h1 class="header" style="text-align: left;"></h1><h1 class="header" style="text-align: left;"> <b><span style="font-size: large;"><i><span style="font-weight: normal;">~schm3cky~</span></i></span></b></h1></div>schm3ckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07970651764245649517noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1572472392740460416.post-25177290614351781022011-02-15T09:24:00.000-08:002011-02-28T13:22:45.726-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: x-large;"><u><b>Watchmen</b></u></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0409459/">IMDb link</a></span></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">I liked this movie better than the book. </span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Because I haven't read the book.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">The opening credits are the best I have seen. Behind the words you get a history of the heroes. I especially liked the Woman (Silhoette) grabbing a nurse and kissing her on VJ Day. They go on to have a relationship but unfortunately are killed off seconds later. :( </span></b></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iYF52RgJ0uw/TVqz2-xypBI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/vK5lOcVW2mw/s1600/watchmen-9.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="204" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-iYF52RgJ0uw/TVqz2-xypBI/AAAAAAAAAFQ/vK5lOcVW2mw/s320/watchmen-9.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: left;"><iframe align="left" frameborder="0" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=widgetsamazon-20&o=1&p=8&l=bpl&asins=B001FB55H6&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&m=amazon&lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="height: 245px; padding-right: 10px; padding-top: 5px; width: 131px;"></iframe><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">This is a super hero movie for grown-ups. No silliness. </span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">At 162 minutes I think they could have trimmed a little more but I was not bored. </span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">And not your usual happy ending.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">I give it a WW3 (Where Went 3hrs?).</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><i> ~schm3cky~</i></b><br />
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</div></div>schm3ckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07970651764245649517noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1572472392740460416.post-88610662542649082222011-02-13T12:17:00.000-08:002011-02-28T13:23:40.048-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><u><b><span style="font-size: x-large;"><iframe align="left" frameborder="0" marginheight="0" marginwidth="0" scrolling="no" src="http://rcm.amazon.com/e/cm?t=widgetsamazon-20&o=1&p=8&l=bpl&asins=B0001HLVS2&fc1=000000&IS2=1&lt1=_blank&m=amazon&lc1=0000FF&bc1=000000&bg1=FFFFFF&f=ifr" style="height: 245px; padding-right: 10px; padding-top: 5px; width: 131px;"></iframe>Master and Commander:</span></b></u><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">I liked this a lot. Buckles all swashed. Scurvy dogs hoisted to yardarms.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Planks walked, keels hauled and scabbards unsheathed.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">And kids got to boss grownups around. How cool is that?</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">I am not a big Russell Crowe fan.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Although I did like <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0140352/">"The Insider"</a> and <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0172495/">"Gladiator"</a>.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">And <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0268978/">"A Beautiful Mind"</a> was real good.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0228750/">"Proof of Life"</a> didn't suck.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Aw crap!</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;"> <i>~schm3cky~ </i></span></b></div></div>schm3ckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07970651764245649517noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1572472392740460416.post-64501330682996343812011-02-10T18:54:00.000-08:002011-02-28T13:26:10.875-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1117563/"><span style="font-size: x-large;">Batman: Gotham Knight</span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1117563/">IMDb link</a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
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</tbody></table><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Batman is a living shadow.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Nope, He is a giant flying bat.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">No, He's a freakin' robot!</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">Or is he human?</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">He is all those things in this six episode version/vision of The Batman.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">It's dark and cool and makes you drool.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">In one episode Batman has bullet proofness but at what cost?</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">The opening episode is a "different sides of the (almost) same story" that has you wondering if you really know Batman.</span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span style="font-size: large;">I give it a PCC (Pretty Cool for a Cartoon).</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;"><i> ~schm3cky~</i></span></b><b><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
</div></div>schm3ckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07970651764245649517noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1572472392740460416.post-6010304310728753442011-02-08T11:02:00.000-08:002011-02-18T12:09:13.061-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><u><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Frailty</span></b></u></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0264616/">IMDb link</a></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b><br />
</b></span> </div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>"Only demons should fear me. You're not a demon are you?"</b></span><br />
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</tbody></table><b><span style="font-size: large;">I was just hating this. Those poor kids.</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">Dad has lost his Vulcan mind.</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">Woke them both up and told them God came to him and told him he is to start destroying demons. </span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">And their gonna' help.</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">And so follows a tale a mental anguish as told by one of the kids.</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">I wanted one of them to kill their dad so much.</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">Ok, That was easy. (Should have wished for money) </span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">And then the ending.</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">Woh! Cool!</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">I did not see that coming.</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">I love a good ending that makes the movie and this was one.</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">I give it an EM and EM (End Makes Excellent Movie).</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><i> ~schm3cky~</i></span></b><b><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></b></div>schm3ckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07970651764245649517noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1572472392740460416.post-43415789559311773612011-02-07T10:58:00.000-08:002011-02-18T12:10:34.550-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><u><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">The Men Who Stare at Goats</span></b></u></div><br />
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</b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Warning! </b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>When <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000123/">George Clooney</a> starts to stare at the goat, cover your goats eyes.</b></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nBKqYUsg4LE/TVGaI2PwG1I/AAAAAAAAADQ/DP2pSN4jtQQ/s1600/the-men-who-stare-at-goats-movie-image-george-clooney.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_nBKqYUsg4LE/TVGaI2PwG1I/AAAAAAAAADQ/DP2pSN4jtQQ/s400/the-men-who-stare-at-goats-movie-image-george-clooney.jpg" width="400" /></a></b></span></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>He shouldn't otta' see what's gonna' happen to that there goat.</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>I love it when Irish, Scotish, Wales-ish, English, Austrailish or New Zealish folks use an American accent. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Almost as good as an American using an English, etc accent.</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>I enjoyed this movie.</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>My favorite line sums up American foreign policy.</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>"We're Americans!, we're here to help you."</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>And then they run the guy over.</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>I give it an NFG (Not For Goats).</b></span><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><i> ~schm3cky~</i></span></b><span style="font-size: medium;"> </span></div></div>schm3ckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07970651764245649517noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1572472392740460416.post-9991272197588723892011-02-06T09:57:00.000-08:002011-02-18T12:11:15.955-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><u><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Titanic</span></b></u></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120338/">IMDb link</a></div><br />
<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>This movie won eleven Oscars. </b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>They created two new ones (Bestest Movie Ever and Best Director of an Awesome Epic) 'cause they liked it so much. </b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>I loved this movie, </b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>for about five minutes when the boat was sinking. </b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>That was cool.</b></span><br />
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.titanic-nautical.com/RMS-Titanic-Iceberg-FAQ.html"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Villain "THE BERG"</b></span></a></td></tr>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>If Cameron made this movie today it would be in 3D (= story sucks).</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b> </b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Oh yeah, Kate Winslet naked for a second was nice. I like her bod.</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>But I'm not going in the water.</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Rose: "I will never let go."</b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>"OK, I'll let go."</b></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><b>I give it a TB (Titanic Bore). </b></span><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><i> ~schm3cky~</i></span></b><span style="font-size: large;"><b> </b></span><br />
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</div></div>schm3ckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07970651764245649517noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1572472392740460416.post-17948146411076674832011-02-04T18:04:00.000-08:002011-02-18T13:05:09.847-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109830/"><u><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Forrest Gump</span></b></u></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0109830/">IMDb link</a><br />
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</span></b> </div><span style="font-size: large;"><b>This movie won The Oscar for Best Picture, Best Actor, Best Director, Best Film Editing and Best Writing (Screenplay Based on Material from Another Medium).</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Nominated for seven others.</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Won the prestigious Amanda Award (Norway) for Best Foreign Feature Film (Ã…rets utenlandske spillefilm) and many other awards.</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>"Life is like a box of...</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>ANYTHING IN A BOX!</b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><b>Man I hate this movie.</b></span><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: small;">ME TOO!</span></b></td></tr>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Although I do admire <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000641/">Gary Sinise</a> for having the commitment to have his legs amputated for the part.</span></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">He had them reattached after filming was completed.</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">"They help me walk better.", he was overheard saying.</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;"> I give it an ITS (Is This a Spielberg?)</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><i> ~schm3cky~</i></span></b><b><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></b></div>schm3ckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07970651764245649517noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1572472392740460416.post-61516465669441616142011-02-04T14:53:00.000-08:002011-02-18T12:13:44.019-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><u><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Hot Tub Time Machine</span></b></u><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: large;"> "It must be some kind of hot tub time machine... "</span></b></div><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0732497/"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Craig Robinson</span></b></a></td></tr>
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">Ah! He said it! </span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">Finally someone uses a time machine to make mo' money.</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">Not for the timid. Some of the jokes are hilarious but made me squirm. (I accidentally typed saquirm and cracked myself up when I said it out loud) (oh no, I just typed load, I'm not making this up. I better stop now.)</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">Like someone you shouldn't stare at being so funny you can't stop laughing at them.<br />
Very funny and I really liked the end.<br />
Is Chevy getting a little better?<br />
I give it an ATM (Awesome Time Machine) <br />
{It's a freakin' hot tub, Chuck!}</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><i> ~schm3cky~</i></span></b><b><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></b></div>schm3ckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07970651764245649517noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1572472392740460416.post-85773759573919837122011-02-03T11:19:00.000-08:002011-02-18T12:15:05.182-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;"><u><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">The Happening</span></b></u><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">I really liked Sixth Sense. <br />
I was right there and surprised at the right time.<br />
Then two strikes, The Village and Lady In The Water.<br />
Here comes the pitch.<br />
Crack! It's going...<br />
going...<br />
it hit the wall but the outfield can't seem to grab it...<br />
and...at the plate...he's...<br />
Safe! <br />
Inside the park homerun!<br />
I rate it an LTL (Loved The Lastline).</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">Ok M. Night, you can have your writing utensils back.</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><i> ~schm3cky~</i></span></b><b><span style="font-size: large;"> </span></b></div>schm3ckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07970651764245649517noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1572472392740460416.post-65663106754032697572011-02-03T11:11:00.000-08:002011-02-18T12:15:30.736-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><u><b><span style="font-size: x-large;">Lady In The Water</span></b></u><br />
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</span></b><span style="font-size: large;"><b>Yo! M. Night!<br />
Step away from the screenplay.<br />
Hands where we can see 'em!<br />
On the ground! On the ground!<br />
Left hand behind your back!<br />
Now right hand.<br />
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<div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-size: large;"><b>You got any pencils or pens in your pockets?<br />
I'm not gettin' any ink on my hands am I?<br />
Crayons? Pins or needles that you can prick yourself with<br />
and then write another convoluted "legend" in your very lifeblood which you have enriched with the souls of sacrificed kittens?<br />
I give this an RSS (Remember Sixth Sense?)<br />
That was good.</b></span><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><i> ~schm3cky~</i></span></b><span style="font-size: large;"><b> </b></span></div></div></div>schm3ckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07970651764245649517noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1572472392740460416.post-14835059266245036422011-02-03T09:41:00.000-08:002011-02-18T12:15:49.440-08:00<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: center;"><b><u><span style="font-size: x-large;">The Village </span></u></b><br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">This is one of them twisty endy </span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">M. Night Shamallamadingdong movies.<br />
Shut up! You know you say it.<br />
These people live a simple life in a village in olden days of yor.<br />
Or do they? </span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">They have some kind of secret.<br />
They made a deal with someone to somehow create a Utopia <br />
where they can all live together as a happy cohesive community based on love and respect...<br />
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<b><span style="font-size: large;">And no black folk.</span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">Seriously, I though the twist was gonna' be, </span></b><br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;">they're a bunch of racists.<br />
I give it a WBA (Where the Brothers At?)</span></b>.<br />
<b><span style="font-size: large;"><i> ~schm3cky~</i></span></b> </div>schm3ckyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07970651764245649517noreply@blogger.com0