Gulliver's Travels 

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scathing review at bernews.com

It took off a little slow, got better, had some good funny, lost an engine, a hole ripped in the side of the plane, nosedive, sound of impact, no survivors. 

Jables! Tenacious D needs you back!

not for kids

 

moviewallpapers.net

  I rate it a WHY (Why?) 

   ~schm3cky~

3:10 TO YUMA

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fanpop.com

"Well you know my name is Ben Wade, and I like to do draw-rings."
This is not a chick flick. 

This is also not a "makes sense" flick.  

Big question. Why does he let himself get caught?

Stop asking questions and listen to this, 

"Why didn't you do something?"

"They had a lot of guns...

and they was shootin' bullets!"  Also,

"Are you some kinda' posse?"

Shoot shoot kill.

"I hate posse's."

It get's better and makes some sense for long enough to enjoy the shooting. 

I give it a WOW, (What? Oh. Why?)  

Also, no gay cowboys. 

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
   ~schm3cky~

Sex And The City

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stuff.co.nz

What? They made a movie out of that?

Two movies?IMDb link

I rate them both a NEWTGL, (Not Even When Trying to Get Laid). 
   ~schm3cky~ 

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slate.com

In 3D! Wow! That's so cool! 

Then I saw it once without the 3D. 

SNORE!  

I liked it better when it was Pocahontas.

I knew what that was gonna' be and I was able to avoid it. 

I rate this movie a POS (Pretty Orful Screenplay). 
   ~schm3cky~ 

I Love You, Man

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cbc.ca

I love you too, man!  This was real fun.  I will enjoy it even more next time, now that I know Marshall is not gonna' do something creepy.

It seems I always like Paul Rudd. 

If you like Rush, you will wet yourself.

I give this movie a Legend- wait for it...
   ~schm3cky~

Up In The Air 
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hotflick.net

 Sam Elliott: "Legend has it when a man reaches 10 million miles he gets a pair of real wings and he can fly like a bird. I hope I'm not creepin' ya' out, starin' at ya' like yer a magic fairy princess."

At least I think that's what I heard.  This was a big snore fest.  Just awful. 
I give this movie a WTF?  (When's this finished?)


People who like females, do not be fooled by the nudity at the beginning. That's it.
   ~schm3cky~